MMK - The dawn of a new era ...

Following up on the success that the Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam (DMK) had with free color TV's for the poor, I have decided to start a new party Moped-la Munneruna Kazhagam (MMK), with my single point election manifesto being "free mopeds to the poor" !

If a party can promise TV's, how can mopeds be far behind. And I am sure Mr. Vaiko who asked of the DMK "are you going to give a free cable connection as well", will ask us "will a free driving license be included" :-)

The election symbol will be a villager doing a "wheelie" on a moped. Our election rallies will have a dare-devil rider, riding what else, but a moped ! Mopeds will be given to the blind, the lame, the poor, the widowed. Who cares about roads, healthcare and housing - After all, everyone has mopeds ....

Anyone want to join my party ???

Comments

Anonymous said…
I cant lie
I dont have the bling-bling
I am not famous
I dont have any adi-alu
I havent committed any crime

if still I can become a politician without the above things then I am game.

PS: dont start with Tirupur to be the first place to distribute Moped incase U decide to start a political party & incase U end up winning the elections.

BTW where r U this days, in Desh or the West ?
Ideamani said…
Anand, you are hereby appointed General Secretary. I look forward to watching leadership struggles between my son and you, in the future !

In India right now, going to the US on Sunday.
Ideamani said…
Anand, you are hereby appointed General Secretary. I look forward to watching leadership struggles between my son and you, in the future !

In India right now, going to the US on Sunday.
Anonymous said…
Son? already decided? ;)
Anonymous said…
Thank U thank U !!!

will prepare my acceptance speech soon

hope by the time U have a son/daugther I would have everything of the above which I dont have right now ;-) and grap the leadership post.

as vini asked, son ??? already decided ????

anyway when U make a trip to US let me know if U could get me some stuff (dont worry no contraband).
Anonymous said…
Am ready to join.Your posts are good..Keep up the good work.
Anonymous said…
Thx for visiting my blog.

Merci! for adding me, though i can't see me on your blog list.

Anyways, i like the post about France & India. I still need continue with my French speaking classes soon!

Aurevoir!
Ideamani said…
My wife wants to learn French too .. Where do yol learn it ?
Anonymous said…
Hey IdeaMani!

Greetings to you and your Wife:-)

Am in Delhi and i learn french from the 'Alliance Francaise de Delhi'. Hope you guys are enjoying your trip in France. Where are you both from? Some help for your wife...try downloading the French Tutotrials from the link below. Am sure she'll be able to comprehend...
Make sure to keep the speakers on! :p

here's the link :

http://www.frenchtutorial.com/


A Bientot!
Ideamani said…
Thanks, will let my wife know ....

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