Cool Road Signs

I would love to meet the genius (seriously !) that thinks up the text that goes on the road signs in Tamil Nadu. They are quite creative, often funny and sometimes quite brutal ...

• On the road from Madurai to Kodaikanal - "Darling, I want you, but not so fast"
• In front of Zara, "Devdas never drove, please don't drink and drive"
• At the Ega Theatre junction, "Stop at red lights, you will only kill a few seconds"

And another one that I saw, I dont completely recall, but in effect it said - "If you drive fast, your skull will crack open, and you will die" !

Bumper Stickers

Some nice bumper stickers are:

• On a Maruti - "When I grow up, I want to be a Mercedes !"
• In the US - "Some village in Texas is missing its idiot" - A swipe at George W. Bush