Mafia Titles

My post yesterday about the mafia got be thinking ... Instead of the stodgy, conventional designations that are used within corporations, would'nt it be cool if we could use mafia-terms ...

• Capo di Tutti Capi (The "Boss of all Bosses") - Chairman of the Board
• Capo Crimini ("Godfather") - CEO
• Capo Bastone (Known as the "Underboss" is second in command) - COO
• Consigliere (Advisor) - Board Member/Executive VP
• Contabile (Financial Advisor) - CFO
• Caporegime (A Lieutenant) - VP/GM
• Sgarrista ("Made" members of the Mafia who serve primarily as foot soldiers) - Manager
• Picciotto (A low ranking member - "Enforcers" or "button men") - Associates
• Giovane D'Honore (An associate member, usally a non-Italian member) - Consultants

It would be so much cooler to be called Consigliere than Exec VP ! And wouldnt it be a great company that called their CEO Godfather !!

Currently, I am a Giovane D'Honore through my work as a consultant ...